vivalaausten: greydelisle: The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.
vriskanon: kawaiipeculier: sometimes i feel sad then i remember issac newtons hair he may have discovered gravity but that luxurious flowing mane sure hasnt damn son
when someones hiding something from you
perrydaplatypus404: “Rule #1 of Tumblr: Always reblog your crea—” “This is our site! You must never tell anyone about Tumb—” “IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS, JUST GO AND DELETE YOUR BL—” “OMG GUYS TUMBLR WAS DOWN AGAIN I SURVIVED THE TUMBLR APOC—” “OMG NOOOOO YAHOO BOUGHT TUMBLR! GOODBYE EVERYONE WE’RE ALL GONNA DI—”
socialoexperimento asked: Guess who's nephew was born this morning.............. yours
scvlptures: depression is when you don’t really care about anything anxiety is when you care too much about everything and having both is just like what
foxnewsofficial: i just did some math and i think yahoo are paying just over $10 per blog i’m very insulted
ofhouseadama: if the marriage gets consummated we riot
antisocialtexting: mom….dad…..i cant be tamed
ducksofrubber: GIF BUG
me in 7th grade: unattractive, socially awkward loser.
me now: unattractive, socially awkward loser with good taste in music.
kissmycatastrophe: buttlicked: You’re bad at grammar? *pats u on shoulder* their, they’re, there. I JUST SPIT MY CEREAL ALL OVER MY COMPUTER
drarna: RULE OF TUMBLR: WHENEVER YOU SEE THE OWNER OF TUMBLR ON UR DASH YOU MUST REBLOG HER WE LUV U STEPMOMMY
vocaroo: fffcuk: i want a pixel icon!!!!!!!!!! someone make one of me
shavingryansprivates: hannabarbarian: basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in poison gas for 20 minutes and then die what’s the big deal i don’t think that’s how you play basketball
chainsawtf: meiter: chainsawtf: When Marvel movie fandoms say “OMG TOM HIDDLESON IS THE PERFECT LOKI.” I just say “You do know Loki is a child now?” Loki is a shapeshifter who fucks everything that moves and gives birth to horses. Tom Hiddleston is the perfect Loki.
supjoeey: If you change Tumblr in any way shape or form to advertise or not allow custom html, I will delete and never come back. Sincerely Not Yours, Supjoeey.
nepetaquest: arguments that should be used against Yahoo buying out Tumblr: their initial offer is too low possible unnecessary ad space stricter regulations arguments that should not be used against Yahoo buying out Tumblr: “TUMBLR IS MEANT FOR OUTCASTS AND WEIRDOS ONLY” “NO ONE ELSE IS ALLOWED TO TOUCH OUR SACRED GROUND” “FANDOMS UNITE AGAINST FACEBOOKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
The realisation that we all skipped Nine.
anthonygrey: biteoutofyou: No. If you skipped Nine you’re the worst kind of person. Please try to keep up.
methlabrador: hotbabysitter: What if God was one of us? Just a stranger on a bus, masturbating violently. fuck kind of bus do you ride
human-cartography: thecuntmentality: muggleland: the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like an albino orc from the lord of the rings Not even sorry. NO PLEASE STAWP IM DEAD
truthandglory asked: Alright, you just passed the test. I am loving it. By it, I mean your bad ass of a blog :3